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ass shit [12 Sep 2004|10:22pm]


This community is so obnoxious IT'S DEAD

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[13 Jul 2004|05:42pm]

Hey, you all seem great, some real special indaviduals with great personalities and did I mention sexy, so what's say we all go argue with this girl just for the sake of being obnoxious

plus she has money and is hot and she said that makes her better than you

katiekatelyn, she fucking hates you

She said this is what your two gay mom's look like

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[06 Jun 2004|01:42am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

You know what's really obnoxious!?

When your tampon string gets lost in your kuchy, and you're squawting there like an imbecile trying to find it, meanwhile you're dripping blood all on the floor and it REEKS then someone walks-in on you and thinks you're getting yourself "off"!!

That really sucks.

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Proud Pickers [27 May 2004|10:24pm]

[ mood | amused ]

The infamous nose picking website is back up! Check it out: http://proudpickers.com

I have my own bio!

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no one posts here so...yeah [19 May 2004|12:06am]

[ mood | bored ]


where the eff is he?

oh and

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uuurrrg! [27 Apr 2004|05:21pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

i have to poo.

that is all.

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Free Magazine & Free CD [19 Apr 2004|04:36pm]

Hey folks - since Skinny Puppy is listed as a Community Interest here, I thought you'd like to know that there's an interview.story with Skinny Puppy in the Spring 2004 issue of Asleep By Dawn Magazine. The mag is free, sent free in the mail (USA and Canada only, sorry!) and comes with a free CD as well (featuring Skinny Puppy, The Cruxshadows, Collide, Qntal, and more). Just visit the web site to sign up for a completely free copy!

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[09 Apr 2004|11:12pm]

[ mood | curious ]

Hi all, found this interesting community recently and decided to join in.

Just wondering anyone here had athlete's foot before? (or got it right now?)

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KABOOM!!! *LOL* [08 Dec 2003|05:10pm]

[ mood | giggly ]

One time at band camp, I got *so bored* I looked up a random address on the internet and then sent a care package that was a box within a box within a box that had a box filled with stale POPCORN and then buried in all the popcorn was a dirty pair of stripey tube socks that were filled with CORNCHIPS & PEANUTS.

I had originally planned to make it explode in their face when they opened up the final box but then I figured it might be seen as a bomb so...*LMAO*.

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Utter SIllyness... [29 Jul 2003|08:15am]

[ mood | contemplative ]

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I just sat there with my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on lil pieces of paper!
At the end of the week my teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said "Hello. My name is Bango. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek Eek."
I got an F.
When I told my mom about it she said, "Didn't I tell you never trust a monkey??"

the end.

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New Game.... [28 Jul 2003|09:00am]


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Jokes I found today [24 Jul 2003|09:25am]

A Catholic nun was standing on the side of the street in New York when a cabbie picked her up.
The nun got in and the cabbie couldn't help but to stare at her.
"What is it my child, why do you stare?" she asked.
The cabbied quickly shifted his eyes and cleared his throat and slowly spoke.
"Sister can I ask you a personal question?"
"Sister have you ever thought about having sex?" he asked.
"oh yes son I have from time to time thought about it."
"Sister would you ever consider having sex"
"Well I would if the man was catholic, unwed, and didn't have any children."
Well, Sister," the cabbie said with a big smile on his face, " I am all those things. Would you have sex with ME?"
The nun thought about it then gave her reply.
"Son, I would love to have sex with you."
The cabbie sat there for a minute and then he replied.
"Sister, I wouldn't want you to break any vows, you could just give me a blow job. Would that be okay with you"
The nun agreed and the got into the front seat and did the dirty deed, then climbed into the backseat, when the cabbie smiling from ear to ear said,
"Sister I have a confession to make, I am protestant, married and have four kids,"
The nun looked at him in amazement and said,
"That's okay I have a confession too, my name is Steve and I am on my way to a costume party."

Three guys walk in to a bar and sit down one was black, one was white and the other was mexican.A stripper comes up and says, "If any of you guys can make a sentence out of liver and cheese we will go to your place." The black guy says my wife likes cheese and I like liver. The white guy says my wife likes liver and I like cheese. She says no to both and the mexican gets up, grabs her hand and says " 'Liver alone 'cheese coming with me......

Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball

one day this little boys parents were in there room fighting and ther little boy was listening. the dad calles the mom a bitch and the mom calles the dad a bastard. the boy askes his parents what that means they said it is what you call a boy and girl. ok he said and ran off to bed.
The next day was thanks giving and the boys family was comeing over. While his parents were getting ready he was waching his dad shave and cut himself shit he said and the boy asked what that ment he told him it was the saveing cream so he said ok and left. Then he went down to the kichen were his mom was cutting the turky and accidentaly cut herself and said fuck. the little boy asked what fuck meant she told him it was what you call cutting a turky at that moment the door bell rang it was his family. as he opend the door he said come on in all you bitches and bastards dads in the bathroom shaving shit off his face and moms in the kichen fucking the turkey.

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*lifts hand over her opposite shoulder* [23 Jul 2003|03:44am]
[ mood | moody ]

< b i t c h s l a p ! > it's funny. this is a place to have fun and talk about all the stuff one wants to talk about at the dinner table, but never can. take advantage people! < / b i t c h s l a p ! >

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Random Quizes...Lots Of Them [11 Jul 2003|07:12am]

[ mood | complacent ]

You represent... playfulness.
You represent... playfulness.
Playfulness can often be mistaken for sluttiness or
flirtiness... Flirting is something you enjoy
doing, but you're mostly just about having fun.
You're into partying, and it's seems that
people enjoy your company as much as you enjoy

What feeling do you represent?
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FIRE is your chinese symbol!

What Chinese Symbol Are You?
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morally deficient
Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.

What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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I&apos;m going to Hell because I like Harry Potter!
You like Harry Potter, you scum. It's the deepest
pit in Hell for you.

Your very
existence is a crime against Nature.

Why Will You Go To Hell?
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Night Sky1
You come from the Night Sky. You're drawn to the
stars and planets, and it's no wonder why, you
came from them.

Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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your just wierd
your just wierd

should you be Male, Female, or other(FINISHED!)
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Question [14 May 2003|02:58am]

[ mood | contemplative ]

So, do you think it's a doing somone a disservice if you eat their favorite meal and then fart into their mouth?

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[13 Feb 2003|10:59am]

disgusting!Collapse )

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RAWR! [06 Feb 2003|10:09am]

[ mood | silly ]


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I GOT ONE!!! [24 Jan 2003|11:39pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

ARMPIT HAIR IS HELLA OBNOXIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Especially when you shave and the next day it startz to grow back out again.

yuuuuuuuuuuuck. body hair is icky.

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[14 Jan 2003|06:04pm]

[ mood | content ]

hahaha i just would like to say...come to think of it...

when i become the ruler of the world...i'm going to make a law as where it is illegal for...

get this kids...


that's right girls are not allowed to fart

that is just pure grossness...indeed!

btw Icelandic rappers...rule the world!

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[14 Jan 2003|09:09am]

[ mood | cold ]

i'll tell ya what's obnoxious...

well i don't know if you would call it obnoxious but fucking somebody over and not giving two shits about it the next day...


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